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this is often a few rock band and the folk they arrive in touch with. The individuals of the band and its posse are roaming aimlessly via lifestyles and around the kingdom. Their project isn’t transparent till they meet Kozmo. Kozmo believes his mom was once abducted by means of fowl extraterrestrial beings until eventually his father indicates up in his existence after a long time and tells him the reality. The Rangerguys move on a quest with Kozmo to discover his mom whereas battling off the evil HASP faction and a roving band of teen fart smellers.
This publication is a satirical examine so much every thing that I’ve had take place in my lifestyles and or thought.
It’s a raucous and raunchy event during the lives of people who are, good, fairly frankly like lots of people during this international; tousled. The predictability provides to the humor.

An excerpt from the book.

Gary asks, "Roger, how did you get attached with Kozmo?"
"Well guy, It’s like this. i used to be ridin my motorcycle to Achmed’s fillem as much as attempt to thieve me a few brewskys. Achmed had performed went and employed this undercover protection dude named Stanley. He gave the look of the other man so I requested him to assist me load a few instances into the trailer i purchased for my motorcycle. while I commence pedaling off with no paying, this man deletes my tires with a nail gun. i am going crashing down an embankment and turn out in a number of trees by way of the railroad tracks. Stanley calls the police officers they usually ship police canines trying to find me. I gave the canines a whole lot of Achmed’s selfmade possum jerky and so they acquired genuine sick tempered and attacked Stanley and the law enforcement officials. beautiful quickly, every little thing cleared out and that i driven my bicycle again up the hill. I needed to unhook the trailer even though. It wasn’t any stable anymore and all of the beer bottles obtained shattered within the crash. guy that’s sacrilegious; Make a man smash and bust all his stolen beer. I waited for Achmed and Stanley to head within the backroom so i may thieve me a few tire patches or no less than a few duct tape so i may get my computer again domestic. Then Carl Wad and Jaclyn Mehoff come using into my handicap parking spot. you recognize she’s again in a wheel chair back. Carl took her para crusing on vast Walnut Creek in an air boat. He wasn’t being attentive and ran her into the bridge. Sorry, I received facet tracked. It’s the ADHD (Alcohol ingesting Delusional affliction) factor. At Achmed’s, they began placing up flyers approximately cruelty to animals. anything approximately KFC being merciless to their chickens. The flyers additionally stated that Kozmo used to be a poultry molester. good, whilst Carl will get out of the auto to stick the flyer at the window, I sneak round and scouse borrow Jaclyn’s motorized wheel chair. The wheel chair was once at the again of the automobile on a motorbike service. i am getting it domestic and placed my cross cart engine on it and regulate that child so it’ll run approximately forty miles an hour. this manner i will return to Achmed’s, thieve a few extra beer and make a short getaway. i am going again to Achmed’s the subsequent evening and thieve the beer. As I’m popping out, Kozmo pulls into the parking zone. He follows Jaclyn and Carl and takes down the flyers as speedy as they positioned them up similar to he did the evening ahead of. good that used to be my distraction to getaway. just one challenge, I forgot to thieve gasoline on the pump first. I merely made it a coupla hundred toes while the chair ran out of gasoline. simply as Stanley and Achmed have been approximately to trap me whilst Kozmo threw a few fowl grease of their course. They move slip sliding down the hill. Kozmo deals me and the beer a experience.
I drank the entire beer and obtained the munchies. Kozmo wouldn’t allow me consume any of the new canines. He stated anything approximately chook through items are nonetheless chickens and the Cosmic Quan couldn't let me to devour whatever yet all pork franks. the one more thing in that scorching puppy motor vehicle was once ketchup packets. So i began major lining them one after another."