The Herky Jerks by Johnny Roger Schofield PDF

Crispus Eldritch Whiskee is bored to death. he is bored to tears in his snoozy previous grave. And therefore he breaks the foundations and digs himself loose, stepping into seek of deliciously wild event. the very first thing he stumbles upon is a captivating nation apartment with amazingly immobile candle flames enclosed in glass. This fascinates him and smacks of a great time, yet he understands it truly is in simple terms an appetizer to the true enjoyable that could commence in basic terms after he meets a number of superb humans and quaffs a few excessively fantastic drink. And therein lay the matter: individuals are relatively rather petrified of jogging, conversing skeletons which are overly lively and interested by every thing. Even the flexibly-minded Affery family members at whose doorstep he now stands simply may soil themselves upon beholding his thin majesty. and there is one other challenge: these ever watchful, white-bearded fellows up within the heavens who hold the sacred order of the dwelling and the useless. They understand he is damaged the foundations and easily can't let a skeleton to frolic approximately like a child shoat while he will be slumbering like a candy potato. therefore a quick and lavish reckoning is within the offing, as they shape a powerful posse of hardy luminaries and board a golden chopper to be able to hold them right down to earth to maintain enterprise. the very last thing they want is a skeleton imbued with the magic of the hereafter freaking humans out with naked bones jollity; that sort of factor is too freaky-deaky.

About the writer:

Howdy! My identify is Johnny Roger Schofield. My writing is a bit like Vladimir Nabokov after three beers with a lampshade on his head. I’ve written 3 novels because graduating with a BA in English (2001). My first novel was once entire and utter crap. My moment novel was once no longer entire and utter crap; it used to be significantly better, bordering on darn solid. My 3rd, THE HERKY JERKS, is kind of scrumptious! i was a author in an artsy-fartsy rock n roll band that toured generally (260,000 miles). We bought sufficiently big over the years to travel on a bus and have been even slathered throughout MTV in 2008; acknowledged slathering incorporated stay television performances on the TRL Studios in occasions sq.. It was once all very bizarre, yet quite stress-free regardless of MTV's silliness. when traveling, New England speedy grew to become considered one of my favourite nooks about the decrease forty eight, the fitting atmosphere for my most recent novel.